Welcome to THE PAGE and congratulations for finding it! 10 points to Gryffindor, and a good slap on the back.

Now that you're finally here you're probably wondering, "What IS the page?".

Well, much in the same way that the world around us changes based on our perceptions of it, this page is simply itself and nothing more.

But it can be so much more. Just by looking at it, It has become more than itself and yet remains the same.

Every word takes you further in, leading you inexorably towards one single conclusion, the singularity of all conclusions:

Robert is bonkers.